Like the time our father was trying to show us the new trick he taught our 70lb, 6 month old puppy, and was nose-butted in the arse, causing him to be punted across the room, and through the patio door screen.
Like the time one of my classmates tried to show off by climbing the stage curtains before our choir was about to perform, and ripped them out of the ceiling, nearly killing us all with the falling curtain shrapnel.
Like the time I nearly lost my virginity, trying to perform a gymnastics routine meant for the balance beam, on a spiked picket fence.
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