Change Your Side Part, Change Your Life

Since my mother gave me control over my own grooming--incidentally, a decision she regrets to this day--I have parted my hair to the right.  On Sunday, on account of sheer boredom, I started parting my hair to the left.  I have received more compliments in the past few days than I ever have before. Maybe I really should have listened to Mum.  I could have been married with 10 kids by now.